Tuesday, January 29, 2008

OCD Mug: Lost in a Sea of Cubicles

Okay.
It's gone.
I think I left it in the sink and now, I'm sunk.
Without my mug.
I need it.
I get super powers from it.
(Only me, not you. Get your own mug.)
It calms me.
And I'm not calm now.
Just ask Matt.
So, please, please, please.
If you see anyone with my dimpled, turquoise mug,
Call x150 and I'll come running.
You don't have to do any of the dirty work.
Just call.
And say you know where it is.
I'll take care of the rest.