Showing posts with label office. Show all posts
Showing posts with label office. Show all posts

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Quoting Other People: Cherry Sours

Upon gobbling up the newly purchased cherry sours of a fellow cube-mate, we all reveled in the old-school flavor, mmmm-ing and yumming aloud in the middle of our cubicle row.


Then my friend Julie made me nearly snort masticated cherry goo through my nose when she said with a pensive look on her face, after being quite silent for a moment, "These employ new sour technology."


She remembers them being not nearly as sour. I didn't stay for further discussion. I had to sit down immediately to document her remark.


But upon further reflection, I think she may be right.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

OCD Mug: Lost in a Sea of Cubicles

Okay.
It's gone.
I think I left it in the sink and now, I'm sunk.
Without my mug.
I need it.
I get super powers from it.
(Only me, not you. Get your own mug.)
It calms me.
And I'm not calm now.
Just ask Matt.
So, please, please, please.
If you see anyone with my dimpled, turquoise mug,
Call x150 and I'll come running.
You don't have to do any of the dirty work.
Just call.
And say you know where it is.
I'll take care of the rest.